What’s really crazy about traveling across the country and being in this cannabis space is the absolutely insane number of wonderful products I get handed. I mean, people bless me everywhere I go — Oklahoma, New York, New Jersey, Florida, everywhere — and by the time I’m headed back to the airport, I’m literally patting myself down like,
“Thunder… you cannot go to jail today.”
Because let’s be honest:
You can’t make it through TSA covered in weed dust, smelling like terpenes, and carrying enough infused product to supply a small festival.
But every now and then?
There are products I hate giving away.
I hate letting go.
I hate tossing it in the trash at the airport like some tragic breakup from a telenovela.
There are products out there that — and I’m not telling you to do this — but I almost would risk my freedom to bring home.
So here they are.
THUNDERWALKER’S “I DON’T WANT TO LET IT GO” LIST
And what I like to carry them in.
EDIBLES — SMALL BITES, BIG ENERGY
Kiva Camino — “Sparkling Pear Social” Gummies
Strength: 2mg THC / 6mg CBD each
Price: $31.50 (Sale)
Why It Made the List:
That “smile through the madness” buzz — perfect for shopping, brunching, or surviving family gatherings.
Flavor: Bright, bubbly pear.
FLOWER — PREMIUM PICKS
Because Thunder Walker doesn’t smoke mid.
Jenny Kush — Cultivation Labs
Price: $55 (½ oz)
THC: 38.46%
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Why It Made the List:
A tribute strain with a legacy. Pink-jar packaging, activist roots, and a high that makes you thoughtful and talkative — a perfect holiday handoff.
Best For: Culture keepers, creative thinkers, deep-talk nights.
SMOKES + INGESTIBLES
The “Almost Risking It All” Collection
Bodega Boyz Shorties — Sour Apple Sativa (5-pack)
Weedmaps, Oklahoma
THC: 48%
Tiny, potent, and disrespectfully good. These hurt to throw away.
Price: $21.43
TOOLS — THE GROWER’S MUST-HAVES
HygroHub Electric Bud Trimmer — D100 Model
Price: $149.99
Why It Made the List:
Thunderwalker’s rule: Don’t bring flower unless it’s clean. This tool keeps your harvest tight, quiet, and professional.
BATH + BODY RITUALS — THE WATER ALTAR
Mama’s Medicinals — CBD Coconut Milk Bath
Price: $33
Why It Made the List:
Silky coconut, potent CBD, and a scent that transports you straight to a warm Tulum night.
Perfect For: Healing, softness, long winters.
GLASS & SMOKEWARE: STATEMENT PIECES
Pineapple 360° Glass Gravity Hookah — “Mr. Purple”
Price: $309.90 (Sale)
Why It Made the List:
It’s sculpture, it’s smoke, it’s a moment.
Thunderwalker uses pieces that double as art — this is one of them.
Best For: Hosts, collectors, center-stage moments.
Gothic Perfume Bottle Bong — CannaStyle
Price: $79
Why It Made the List:
High femme. High glamour. High witch energy.
Looks like a vintage perfume bottle, hits like a sermon.
Absolutely irresistible.
MY SECRET SERVICE DISGUISE
Mystery Machine Weekender Bag — Dolls Kill
Price: $139 (with code)
My absolute favorite. The “I might have to check this bag” bag.
Dolls Kill. It’s loud.
It’s colorful.
It’s a conversation starter.
And it’s big enough to stash everything I wish I could take home.
Oversized Gradient Sunglasses — Zara
For red eyes, late nights, and airport anonymity.
WHAT HAVE YOU TRIED TO TAKE BACK?
The “I Almost Risked It Too” Confessional!
Let’s be real — we’ve all had that moment standing in the airport bathroom stall like:
“Do I throw this away… or do I become a criminal today?”
Tell me what you’ve almost taken home:
• A gummy?
• A vape?
• A mini dogwalker?
• A whole eighth?
• That glass piece you swore would fit in your boot?
Confess it.
Pressure News Media wants to know:
What have YOU tried to take back?
